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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s alternative definition takes us into the world of pop culture faux-intellectualism, because you can get a degree in almost anything these days; “Cardiology” – The study of being famous for...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Here’s your historical redefinition for the week, another one liner entry in the alternative dictionary; “Farsi” – An ancient Persian telescope. #1linerWednesday Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s alternative definition is another misspelled culinary term; “Borax” – A specialist butchery utensil. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

A bit late, but the right day for one liner Wednesday, which is something. Today’s alternative definition is a simple one; “Maritime” – Wedding day. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s alternative definition is my favourite kind. In other words, it’s a really terrible, incredibly contrived pun, which has no bearing whatsoever on the word being defined; “Photosynthesis” – The...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Although today’s alternative definition sounds like it could refer to this unlikely fashion trend, I have chosen to go for the one I thought of first; “Bumbling” – Jewellery for tramps. #1linerWeds...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

This week’s fatuously phonetical entry in the alternative dictionary deals with our fun-loving feathered friends; “Political” – The best way to make a parrot laugh. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s alternative definition is etymological and entomological in equal measure; “Covenants” – A society of insectile witches. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

For today’s exercise in phonetic pedantry, our entry in the alternative dictionary stops just short of obscenity; “Focussing” – The kind of restrained not-really-swearing employed in polite company...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Wednesday means word day and today’s re-imagined interpretation in the alternative dictionary is another misspelled missive on modern life; “Feasting” – That pesky hidden charge they hit you with, just...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

More midweek linguistic mischief for you today, in the shape of one liner Wednesday’s regular entry in the alternative dictionary; “Canonize” – A photographer’s squint. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

A little late on parade for one liner Wednesday today, but now I’m here I may as well provide you with your weekly dose of redefinition with the alternative dictionary. This one is well,...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Every now and again, a name strikes me as requiring a new, badly spelled definition. Today’s entry in the alternative dictionary is one of those occasions, and a literary one at that; “Pasternak” – Dr...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Time for your hump day dose of definitive dyslexia, with a boozy entry in the alternative dictionary; “Intelligent” – That one bloke in the pub who always wants the TV on. #1linerWeds Pingback to...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

We get a little pious for today’s entry in the alternative dictionary, redefining a piece of Catholic paraphernalia; “Holistic” – A crosier or bishop’s staff. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s alternative definition is brought to you by my inability to think of anything else after this one lodged itself in my head. So, for better or worse, here’s an unlikely and badly spelled form...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s one liner is a quick redefinition of a musical genre; “Vibrant” – Rap. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s alternative dictionary entry is an extremely specialised technical term that will probably only make sense to I.T. nerds, but I had to get it out of my system so here it is; “Awkward” – A...

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

Today’s one liner redefines a traditional musical pastime that is popular at this time of year; “Funding” – Campanology. #1linerWeds Pingback to Linda G Hill.

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One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.

For today’s alternative definition, you have a choice, depending on the sense of humour and imagination; “Palisades” – Royal servants. OR: Insert your own DIY Prince Andrew joke *here* #1linerWeds...

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